WASHINGTON, D.C.—The much-anticipated second impeachment of former President Donald J. Trump—the sequel to his critically acclaimed first impeachment […]
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UNITED STATES—Americans all across the country admitted this week that they are already bored and miss the four […]
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Florida Man Donald J. Trump reportedly lost his house and job today following a collective decision by […]
PALMS—Local man Matthew Cross proclaimed that he was excited for 2021 in a statement widely condemned as idiotic. […]
NOOK’S CRANNY—Real estate development company Nook Inc. announced that it will halt all campaign contributions to Senators Josh […]
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