LOS ANGELES—At a press conference this week, Los Angeles County Health Director Dr. Barbara Ferrer warned the public […]
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New daily COVID-19 cases may be sharply declining while vaccination rates rise, but don’t worry—there’s still time to […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden’s American Rescue Plan, which passed the House late Friday night and has been sent to […]
WESTWOOD—The new coronavirus variant B.1.427 that recently emerged in Southern California has been deemed an “asshole” by a […]
LOS ANGELES COUNTY—The Los Angeles County Board of Directors voted last week to reopen the county’s outdoor morgues […]
WESTWOOD—In anticipation of Super Bowl Sunday, UCLA researchers issued a press release regarding their latest breakthrough discovery that […]
EAST HOLLYWOOD—Area man and corporate consultant Brandon Huff cannot be considered essential in any way, according to sources […]
BEVERLY HILLS—Taylor Swift announced in a press release published today that her third album of the pandemic will […]
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom announced a big stupid dum-dum plan this morning to lift all statewide COVID-19 restrictions despite […]
ROCKVILLE, MD—The National Institutes of Health (NIH) found that developing a Pixar mom dump truck ass, as well […]
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