WESTWOOD—In anticipation of Super Bowl Sunday, UCLA researchers issued a press release regarding their latest breakthrough discovery that […]
WESTWOOD—Archaeologists this week discovered fossils believed to belong to a previously unknown species of dinosaur that likely looked […]
STUDIO CITY—Following last month’s presidential inauguration, local woman Mallory Chen realized that her overwhelming political anxiety had subsided […]
UNITED STATES—Americans all across the country admitted this week that they are already bored and miss the four […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several months after photos of him smoking a cigarette in a bathtub went viral, Hunter Biden, a […]
EAST HOLLYWOOD—Area man and corporate consultant Brandon Huff cannot be considered essential in any way, according to sources […]
LA CAÑADA—Local woman Debra Foster concluded this week that her overpriced Maduka 6 millimeter thick yoga mat had […]
NEW YORK, NY—The economy trickled down to several middle-class Americans this week after decades of delays following a […]
BEVERLY HILLS—Taylor Swift announced in a press release published today that her third album of the pandemic will […]
