CUPERTINO—Apple, Inc. announced a new software update for the Apple Watch that will enable the wearable device to […]
Category Archive: Science & Technology
UNITED STATES—Twitter bot @EagleMan4USA opined on a stranger’s genitals this week for unknown reasons. “Wh at in pants? […]
LOS ANGELES—At a press conference this week, Los Angeles County Health Director Dr. Barbara Ferrer warned the public […]
WESTWOOD—The new coronavirus variant B.1.427 that recently emerged in Southern California has been deemed an “asshole” by a […]
WESTWOOD—In anticipation of Super Bowl Sunday, UCLA researchers issued a press release regarding their latest breakthrough discovery that […]
WESTWOOD—Archaeologists this week discovered fossils believed to belong to a previously unknown species of dinosaur that likely looked […]
