SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom announced a big stupid dum-dum plan this morning to lift all statewide COVID-19 restrictions despite […]
Category Archive: Politics
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Florida Man Donald J. Trump reportedly lost his house and job today following a collective decision by […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the incoming Biden-Harris administration attempts to foster bipartisanship by compromising with the Republican Party on certain […]
NOOK’S CRANNY—Real estate development company Nook Inc. announced that it will halt all campaign contributions to Senators Josh […]
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom lashed out in a phone call with his staff Monday morning, lamenting that due […]
SACRAMENTO—According to sources familiar with the matter, the California Democratic Party (CDP) held a closed-door meeting in which […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Desperate to maintain the consistently high ratings the network enjoyed throughout Donald J. Trump’s presidency, MSNBC hosts […]
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—In a surprise message broadcast to all residents of the North Pole, Santa Claus announced Pete […]
