ROCKVILLE, MD—The National Institutes of Health (NIH) found that developing a Pixar mom dump truck ass, as well […]
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MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Florida Man Donald J. Trump reportedly lost his house and job today following a collective decision by […]
LOS ANGELES—The long-polarized country has finally unified after Olivia Rodrigo, star of the Disney+ original series “High School […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the incoming Biden-Harris administration attempts to foster bipartisanship by compromising with the Republican Party on certain […]
WESTWOOD—UCLA Health researchers expressed bewilderment and awe this week over local software engineer Jason Allen, who has been […]
PALMS—Local man Matthew Cross proclaimed that he was excited for 2021 in a statement widely condemned as idiotic. […]
NOOK’S CRANNY—Real estate development company Nook Inc. announced that it will halt all campaign contributions to Senators Josh […]
MARINA DEL REY—In a daring move, area man David McBride announced in a Facebook post to all his […]
NORTH HOLLYWOOD—The critically acclaimed music duo Aly & AJ announced the release of their newest single “Fuck” on […]
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