WESTWOOD—In anticipation of Super Bowl Sunday, UCLA researchers issued a press release regarding their latest breakthrough discovery that […]
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WESTWOOD—Archaeologists this week discovered fossils believed to belong to a previously unknown species of dinosaur that likely looked […]
STUDIO CITY—Following last month’s presidential inauguration, local woman Mallory Chen realized that her overwhelming political anxiety had subsided […]
UNITED STATES—Americans all across the country admitted this week that they are already bored and miss the four […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several months after photos of him smoking a cigarette in a bathtub went viral, Hunter Biden, a […]
EAST HOLLYWOOD—Area man and corporate consultant Brandon Huff cannot be considered essential in any way, according to sources […]
LA CAÑADA—Local woman Debra Foster concluded this week that her overpriced Maduka 6 millimeter thick yoga mat had […]
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom announced a big stupid dum-dum plan this morning to lift all statewide COVID-19 restrictions despite […]
MID-CITY—Friends Jake Currant, Evan Hasting, and Drew Hurd, who are considered by numerous sources to be a group […]
