WASHINGTON, D.C.—The much-anticipated second impeachment of former President Donald J. Trump—the sequel to his critically acclaimed first impeachment […]
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden this morning announced his ambitious “Saving America’s Soul” plan, which aims to circle back […]
WESTWOOD—In anticipation of Super Bowl Sunday, UCLA researchers issued a press release regarding their latest breakthrough discovery that […]
STUDIO CITY—Following last month’s presidential inauguration, local woman Mallory Chen realized that her overwhelming political anxiety had subsided […]
UNITED STATES—Americans all across the country admitted this week that they are already bored and miss the four […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several months after photos of him smoking a cigarette in a bathtub went viral, Hunter Biden, a […]
ROCKVILLE, MD—The National Institutes of Health (NIH) found that developing a Pixar mom dump truck ass, as well […]
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Florida Man Donald J. Trump reportedly lost his house and job today following a collective decision by […]
LOS ANGELES—The long-polarized country has finally unified after Olivia Rodrigo, star of the Disney+ original series “High School […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the incoming Biden-Harris administration attempts to foster bipartisanship by compromising with the Republican Party on certain […]
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