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Category Archive: Local

Area Woman Surprised Overpriced Yoga Mat Not Cured Depression Yet

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LA CAÑADA—Local woman Debra Foster concluded this week that her overpriced Maduka 6 millimeter thick yoga mat had […]

Jenny Harper January 28, 2021 Local, News

Gov. Newsom Announces Big Stupid Dum-Dum Plan

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SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom announced a big stupid dum-dum plan this morning to lift all statewide COVID-19 restrictions despite […]

Jack Lyons January 25, 2021 Local, News, Politics

Area Fellas Announce Plans to Keep on Keeping on

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MID-CITY—Friends Jake Currant, Evan Hasting, and Drew Hurd, who are considered by numerous sources to be a group […]

Jack Lyons January 21, 2021 Local, News, News in Brief

Vaccine Side Effects Include Pixar Mom Dump Truck Ass, High Temperature

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ROCKVILLE, MD—The National Institutes of Health (NIH) found that developing a Pixar mom dump truck ass, as well […]

Jenny Harper January 21, 2021 Local, National, News

Country Unites to Bask in Sadness of Nation’s Newest Driver

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LOS ANGELES—The long-polarized country has finally unified after Olivia Rodrigo, star of the Disney+ original series “High School […]

Jenny Harper January 18, 2021 Entertainment, Local, National, News

Experts Bewildered by Area Man Who Follows All COVID-19 Guidelines

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WESTWOOD—UCLA Health researchers expressed bewilderment and awe this week over local software engineer Jason Allen, who has been […]

Jack Lyons January 14, 2021 Local, News

Local Idiot Still Excited for 2021

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PALMS—Local man Matthew Cross proclaimed that he was excited for 2021 in a statement widely condemned as idiotic. […]

Jack Lyons January 14, 2021 Local, News, News in Brief

Dodger Stadium to Offer Free Vaccination With Every Dodger Dog Purchase

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Jenny Harper January 11, 2021 Local, News, News in Picture, Sports

Area Man’s New Year Resolutions Little Too Lofty This Year

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MARINA DEL REY—In a daring move, area man David McBride announced in a Facebook post to all his […]

Jenny Harper January 11, 2021 Local, News

Frustrated Gavin Newsom Laments He Now Has To Get French Laundry To-Go

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SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom lashed out in a phone call with his staff Monday morning, lamenting that due […]

Jack Lyons January 10, 2021 Local, News, News in Brief, Politics

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