LA CAÑADA—Local woman Debra Foster concluded this week that her overpriced Maduka 6 millimeter thick yoga mat had […]
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SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom announced a big stupid dum-dum plan this morning to lift all statewide COVID-19 restrictions despite […]
MID-CITY—Friends Jake Currant, Evan Hasting, and Drew Hurd, who are considered by numerous sources to be a group […]
ROCKVILLE, MD—The National Institutes of Health (NIH) found that developing a Pixar mom dump truck ass, as well […]
LOS ANGELES—The long-polarized country has finally unified after Olivia Rodrigo, star of the Disney+ original series “High School […]
WESTWOOD—UCLA Health researchers expressed bewilderment and awe this week over local software engineer Jason Allen, who has been […]
PALMS—Local man Matthew Cross proclaimed that he was excited for 2021 in a statement widely condemned as idiotic. […]
MARINA DEL REY—In a daring move, area man David McBride announced in a Facebook post to all his […]
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom lashed out in a phone call with his staff Monday morning, lamenting that due […]
