New daily COVID-19 cases may be sharply declining while vaccination rates rise, but don’t worry—there’s still time to […]
Author: Jack Lyons
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The much-anticipated second impeachment of former President Donald J. Trump—the sequel to his critically acclaimed first impeachment […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden this morning announced his ambitious “Saving America’s Soul” plan, which aims to circle back […]
WESTWOOD—Archaeologists this week discovered fossils believed to belong to a previously unknown species of dinosaur that likely looked […]
UNITED STATES—Americans all across the country admitted this week that they are already bored and miss the four […]
EAST HOLLYWOOD—Area man and corporate consultant Brandon Huff cannot be considered essential in any way, according to sources […]
NEW YORK, NY—The economy trickled down to several middle-class Americans this week after decades of delays following a […]
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom announced a big stupid dum-dum plan this morning to lift all statewide COVID-19 restrictions despite […]
MID-CITY—Friends Jake Currant, Evan Hasting, and Drew Hurd, who are considered by numerous sources to be a group […]
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Florida Man Donald J. Trump reportedly lost his house and job today following a collective decision by […]
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