UNITED STATES—Twitter bot @EagleMan4USA opined on a stranger’s genitals this week for unknown reasons. “Wh at in pants? Fee male or ma le? Need to know for bad minton baseball N FL sports,” said @EagleMan4USA, a genderless, incorporeal being with no genitals or ability to play sports at any level. “My ex-aunt daughter will not want to play be sport if there are in lockroom. Not fair for fe male equa lit with fe males!” At press time, @EagleMan4USA had been upgraded to a new algorithm to tweet about the dangers of CBD at the southern border of the United States.