New daily COVID-19 cases may be sharply declining while vaccination rates rise, but don’t worry—there’s still time to get the novel coronavirus if you haven’t already! LAish has created the definitive guide to Los Angeles’ hottest superspreader destinations.

Brunch

Is 6 feet too far from other diners for you? Brunch spots like Millie’s Cafe in Silver Lake offer creative interpretations of social distancing!

Glendale

No mask? No problem!

Century City Mall

It’s rumored that new, exclusive strains of the coronavirus are expected to have pop-ups in the mall soon! Make sure you visit before the collab between B.1.1.7 and B.1.427 is over!

Your friend’s apartment

Don’t worry, every one of the 26 other people your friend invited over is in the social pod, plus they all got tested last July.

Ralphs and other supermarkets

Gov. Newsom has repeatedly promised that essential workers such as grocery store cashiers will be first in line to receive the novel coronavirus.

Places of worship

The Supreme Court has repeatedly upheld the rights of religious institutions to administer the coronavirus without interference from the state. Thanks, Neil!

LAX

You’re required to wear a mask while on the plane, but this can be easily circumvented by spending any amount of time in the airport terminal.

Orange County

If all else fails, head to our neighbor to the south and they’ll hook you up right away. Simply look for the “Recall Gavin Newsom” table outside of any Whole Foods store.