LA CAÑADA—Local woman Debra Foster concluded this week that her overpriced Maduka 6 millimeter thick yoga mat had not in fact cured her depression yet. “I don’t even do yoga,” confessed Foster, gesturing to her new mat rolled up against other pandemic induced purchases, including a dusty Peloton bike and two Le Creuset dutch ovens for baking sourdough bread, in the corner of her apartment. “Listen it’s cheaper than getting a therapist and when I pressed ‘Buy Now’ after putting my credit card info in, I felt this jolt of serotonin through my body. But it’s been a week now, and I’m back to being my despondent self. It doesn’t make any sense.” At press time, Foster was seen contemplating the pros and cons of buying a subscription to the New York Times cooking app.