MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Florida Man Donald J. Trump reportedly lost his house and job today following a collective decision by the American people to replace him with a more experienced and qualified candidate. Trump, who was housed in a building owned by his employer, the United States government, was evicted this morning amid a pending workplace misconduct investigation, though his firing was announced by major news networks on November 3, 2020. This is a developing story and LAish will publish updates as we learn new information.