MARINA DEL REY—In a daring move, area man David McBride announced in a Facebook post to all his friends, family, colleagues, and acquaintances his moonshot resolutions for the new year. “Does he not realize we are in the midst of a global crisis?” Susan Chu asked, as she gestured towards the social media post resembling the length and decadence of a Greek epic poem on her computer screen. “When I first saw it, I thought he was honoring the passing of a family member or announcing a new career move, but then I pressed ‘Show More’ and suddenly I was reading about his 2021 goals to backpack through Europe with his old college buds.” At press time, David was seen purchasing a 2021 inspirational planner on Amazon.