BRENTWOOD—Friends and family of local woman Ashley Glindman report that the 29-year-old marketing analyst has abruptly embarked on a juice cleanse—a yet indeterminate period in which she will consume only fruit and vegetable juices for sustenance—for unknown reasons, leaving her loved ones desperately searching for answers. “Ashley’s healthy, she still looks like she’s 21, she does yoga every day, and on top of all that she’s a fantastic cook, so why she is abandoning all of that to live off of juice is beyond me,” said her mother, Kathy Glindman, adding that just days ago the two had enjoyed a homemade pot roast dinner and chocolate cake for dessert. “To be able to cook and share such wonderful meals, to have access to the fabulous LA food scene, only to leave it all behind at 29 to drink pulverized bananas and kale… there are no words.” When asked for comment, Ashley Glindman offered reporters her code ASHGLINDJUICE15 for 15% off a 7-day Celery-Turmeric probiotic gut cleanse.
